hades isn’t a badass. hades named his three-headed-guard-of-the-underworld-dog spot. hades whispers to his flowers to make them grow. hades grows fruit. there’s no sun in the underworld.
hades isn’t a badass. stop saying this false thing
This was supposed to be part of the art for Helen’s Big Bang AU fic, but then it just turned into canonverse!Nico wearing Jason’s too-big SPQR hoodie and I’m not sure what I’m going to do with this anymore but here have it
/slinks back into cave and returns to work
/arts will be posted on the 17th, look out for “Vampires Like Coconut Milk” by kingburu